Diary
entry of a cat
Dear Diary…
Today
I woke up on the wrong side of the kitty bed. I had a terrible nightmare last
night. My nightmare was about those filthy dogs taking over the world!!! But we
all know cats will always be the boss. Anyways, still in my bad kitty mood, I
decided to cheer myself up (does evil kitty laugh). My plan to cheer myself up
was to get revenge on the family dog Apples. Last week Apples was just asking
for trouble. He had eaten all three of my meals throughout the day. I was
furious!!! Now back to my purr-fect plan. My plan is to take a dump in all of
Apples meals today, knowing dogs will eat anything. So I got to work. I dashed
out of my kitty bed into the kitchen where my master had just finished serving
our breakfast. So before Apples woke up I took my morning dump right where I
wanted it, in the middle of his delicious beef-flavoured dog jellymeat. I then walked
over to my food tray trying not to smile and had my meal. Then after a minute
or two I heard Apples yawning and then seconds after he was running down the
hallway like every morning ready to gobble up his beef jellymeat, with a side
of a cats digested dinner. I sat there, pretending to lick my paws, minding my
own business, while secretly I was watching and trying to hold in the laughter
in. I watched
him lick all the jelly off like he does
every morning. Then it happened. After all the jelly was gone off the top he
munched into the meat where I had put my secret ingredient. My cheeks went red
and my tail was waving around like mad. Throughout the day I could not stop
laughing. (Five hours later) Today has been awesome, I am now so tired from laughing.
Anyways, I think I might go for a nap now before my friend Limes comes over for
a kitty play date.
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